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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

hmm.

i tried to change my hotmail password in case people try to hack in.

so i tried to change the password to "penis"

hotmail said my password wasn't long enough. :(

Project Wahlao

people people.hows pw.haha.eddyhas TIPS from m-i-s-s p-o-h..

bet she took the whole trip to tell u this eddy:

y-o-u-r g-p-p s-u-c-k-s!

ok fine.so i submitted it.haha.last week of hols people.please mug.likeme ! :D brill.

Monday, June 20, 2005

i love 1e. a lot.

well jon, just like you, i came to rj after a great time in ajc, and quite frankly, i thot i had made the wrong choice. i took my first steps in the canteen and i sat down wif wai leong, and everyone just seemed so foreign. i felt like a total alien there. and i really wasnt used to being an alien. it was a tough time i guess, and if not for my mum, i realli wud haf transferred back to ajc. but i guess 1e kinda made me feel welcome? hahahaha i think the feelings of regret started to subside after a while, and i felt that it wasn't THAT bad after all.

first day up at that com lab was kinda weird for me. i think without yam there, i wud haf died from the pressure, cos u know, im kinda shy and im not that outspoken n stuff, so i wudnt haf dared to say much about myself. but oh well, when it was my turn i just stood up and told u guys about the sports i like n stuff bout me. and some people actually thot i was anti-social..hahahhaa i dunno how on earth anyone cud haf thot that. but anyway i bet u ppl wished i was antisocial..hahahahha unfortunately im not that antisocial. oh and when i tried to rmb ppl's names, i found shibani's name kinda difficult..hahaha. so i split her name up into she-bunny and thats how i remembered her name. heh its kinda funny how sometimes i called her like two months ago, and i immediately thot of rabbits. haha ridiculous i know.

oh, and somehow the class found out i wasn't antisocial and that i was a freakin lameass. ha

well, this three months has really been a blast for me.

i love each and everyone of 1e. abel alps charis cheryl EDDY elaine jon mavis roland rushan sean shib shiyun yam wei weiqi wendy ying zan zhi hui....love u all!

eddy!!!

welcome BACH! haha jk tats only if you went to germany. hahahahahaha good joke rites?? =D

<3

anyway i like the ball you bought for me. if you know what i mean =P ^^;;

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

zan in da HOUSE!!!

okay.hearts to roland chua hunK for sendin me the blogger invite.yayyyy.so now you people can get a daily dose of my bullshit.

people check out this website.
http://www.newsparody.cjb.net/

its damn funny.. :)

i say.whoever does the best for common tests, owes the rest of the class lunch :)
i dont have to worry that it'll be me :)

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Well. Yam. This. Is. Fucking. Funnier. And. Scarier.

if u haven't already heard, i was at harbourfront today..walked into the toilet and peed into some urinal..then i saw IT.

this indian kid was pissing but his aiming was incredibly horrible. some of his piss ended up on this ah beng standing next to him peeing into the adjacent urinal. OF COURSE, i giggled!! it's so fucking funny i dunno how i stopped myself from guffawing loudly. hmm yar so i giggled. ah beng turned around, glared at me and shouted "knn, hao3 xiao4 ah!" (translated: knn, funny ar!) i apologised immediately and turned to walk out of the toilet. somehow i re-enacted the scene i just witnessed a few moments ago in my mind, and i laffed again..hahahaha. and as i walked out of the toilet, i heard heavy footsteps behind me and i turned to look. i saw that ah beng with a red face, clenching one fist (can't rmb whether it was left or right) and he shouted "KNN" real loud. i knew i was in deep yam. oops shit, i meant shit. deep shit. so i ran like freaking fast, all the time looking back to check whether he was within punching/kicking/tripping/grabbing/scratching/analing/whatever-ing distance. and everybody just stood and watched, without helping me or tripping that ah beng..sigh..singaporeans..anyway i was really scared and i ran dam fast, ran into esprit, came out thru the other exit after a few seconds (shortest time i've EVER spent in esprit) and then i realised i was pulling away from him and i ran into cold storage..and hid in the magazine corner..waited for a few minutes while smsing yam to tell him wat i'd just been thru. hmm basically he lost me..woohoo i love adventures!! just that this one really scared the shit out of me.

well, i'm safe now, and i'm still going eastern europe tmr night with poh...wtf btw im going to poh-land as well...hahahahahaha ok bad joke..

cya peeps when im back. haiz..i'll miss all of u like sooooo much..plus u ppl haf fun stuff lined up while im away like tennis n stayovers..NOT FAIR...hahahaha kidding..but i'll miss u all and i'll try to buy chocs back yar?

love,
your most charming/cute/dashing (as in good-looking, not dashing away from an ah beng)/beloved/intelligent/lame eddy