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Saturday, May 07, 2005

let's all move on...

hey peeps..my first entry!!! firstly, i'd like to appeal to everyone in class to try to move on..ill try my best tho it'll take a little time i guess.

back to less serious shit, im pissed that booby trap didnt come!! i actually did my ballad lor..and it is dam blardy good!!(at least that's wat i think lar) plus the fact that while she wasn't here weiqi took some not very nice shots of me...OMG just looking at them makes me wonder why on earth god made me so ugly..hahahha..and weiqi, please don't take such pics of me ever again!!!

BUT..something good did come out of booby trap's non-appearance. i realise that roland listens to the same faggoty music i do!! we were both singing along to mandy moore's cry, which is a damn nice song i tell u, and yam was shaking his head and calling us faggots...stupid yam.

oh but the best/worst part of the day was house comm interview..hahaha

Interviewer: "Imagine u are faced with a bored audience. Do something spontaneous, like breakdance, sing a song, tell a joke or something."

Me: "erm...ok" [considers whether to tell the bill cosby joke, princess in the castle joke, mushroom joke, three ping pong balls joke, green man flashing joke]

Interviewer: "buckley joke" [as if he blardy read my thots]

Me: [oh fuck fuck fuck..erm sits and thinks for three seconds] "buckley's the place for you to grow.....cos it's the GREENHOUSE"

Interviewer: "HUH?" [they misheard "grow" for "go"]

so basically, i had to repeat my joke, and as wif all jokes, once repeated, effect is lost..so they were probably stunned by the lameness..oh well..hope i make it to next stage..

btw ppl go listen to "kokomo" by the beach boys and "rippy the gator" by the arrogant worms

RIPPY THE GATOR WENT CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP




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