okay..if u haven't heard...our dear pw teacher poh huay woon has signed up for a trip to eastern europe..not just ANY eastern europe tour, she signed up for the SAME one as me..basically. she's in my tour group..like WTF!! what's this shit loh? i was like so shocked to see her at the same building where i was attending the pre-departure briefing, but i just said hi and then i entered the lift, and horror of horrors, she entered the lift too!! and when i was about to press the button for the 7th floor, i realised she had pressed it on the other side..i started to fear the worst. then she asked, "what are u here for?" and i said "erm..holiday" and she just gave this weird smile and i was like REALLY fearing the worst.

we got out at the 7th floor, and then...me n my mum strode over to the reception to find our itineraries waiting there..so i scrolled thru the names and found mine..and i took the sheet of paper, and HORROR OF HORRORS..i saw "POH HUAY WOON" printed in black staring right back at me..her sheet was right below mine.i was like WTF? suddenly eastern europe isn't as attractive anymore..hahha oh well ill just dao her on the trip..

oh and btw, good news and bad news..

GOOD news: there are only 4 guys and 17 girls..
BAD news: the "girls" are all really old? like the youngest is [cringes] POH..well as dear old weiqi told me,"maybe u can hit on the older women?"

HAHA. no i dun think so. oh and ill try to buy chocs for u ppl yar? IF i remember. =)

Yes thanks to my screwed com, i'm using the library's com! yay for like the first day!
anyway, what class chalet? why am i so lost. just off from boobytrap's lesson. well... i think my ballad was just too undeserving. think she hates me. cos i never know what and how to answer. yeah she calls me and looks at me the first time she does. the next time, haha she calls me and says yes to someone else. haha... thanks. yep, i'm a loser. she should just ignore me, right from the start and abstain from calling my abhorred name.
anyway... haven't been on the class blog lately... think i'm starting to day dream a lot. dreams in the day... nah... dreaming happens at night :D stupid me. ok... i shouldn't type anymore. anyway... ppl hope you all are having great fun at math! and appy ldot!
BTW!!! EDDY IS SICK SICK SICK! HENTAI NA OTOKONOKO!!! BAKA OTOKO!!! WARUII!!!

heyhey peeps...

erm heard class chalet is gonna be from 4-5 june? issit confirmed? and where is it? erm i just realised i asked 3 questions in a row..haha why am i asking so many questions? (that makes it 4) this is dumb, isn't it? (5 questions now..) i really should stop this, shudn't i? (6th question) haha do u people like, hate me now? (7 questions...) ok. i shud stop now.

anyway i can only make it on 4th june, because 5th i got facial..yupyupp..my mum arranged one ok? im not metro/gay/sissy/vain or anything yar? and i'm not allowed to stay over..so i can prob stay out till like 9pm only..sigh...

anyway during the hols i think the class shud get together to play like soccer/floorball/tennis/swimming or something else..oh shit. i realised i typed play swimming?? hahahhaa..no such thing yar? i meant get together for a swim or something..or maybe have intra-class games and have like awards for furthest jumper (no..sweater..hahaha not funny), furthest throw of a bowling ball(think like alps is gonna win), longest erhem..(think like roland's gonna win), fastest sprinter (think like im gonna win..EGO..), fastest swimmer (think like im gonna win..EGOOOOO..), smartest person(think like im gonna win..EGOOOOO), most charming person (think like im gonna win..EGOOOOOOOOO), lamest person (think like im gonna win..EGOOOOOOOO), stupidest person stupid enuff to blog about how good he is (think erm that's me? shit i shud stop this..)

basically as u can tell, im hyper today..dunno why also..hahaha..maybe its cos im listening to "thunderbirds are go" now..fgreatest song everrrrr....

anyway gtg watch american idol now...bye

charis is dying.

I'm gonna breakdown. i hate this.

i'd like to thank the class for putting up wif my mood swings over the past few weeks. basically, i was having some problems with my personal life and i shan't elaborate.

thanks to everyone who gave me advice, tried to console me, comfort me. thanx to all of you who cared for me. this has been the most trying period of my life ever. and thanx even to those who tried to wake me up. i really dunno what i'd do without the wonderful class i have. u people brighten up my day, make me laugh even when i'm feeling like shit and my self-confidence hits rock bottom.

u people have been a great bunch of people not only to hang out and have fun with, as i thought would be the case at first. this class has people who bother to listen to my problems, bother to offer advice, bother to comfort me. this class has people who care. i'm glad i got posted to 1a01e.

thank you once again to those who have shown concern to me. i'll never ever forget all you've done for me.

i love u all. and i assure you the old eddy will be back soon.

yeah. friday the thirteenth. sigh.
I'm really not in the right state of mind today...
feeling pretty much depressed. sigh... why don't people keep their promises? why do some people make empty promises... all the time... to me...

Anyway... i guess today wasn't exactly a nice day for the bulk of the class... or perhaps the whole class. the hs thing... yarh... sigh...
I really wish someone would teach me tennis. yarh. sigh... very lazy don't feel like doing work. die. i'll die a horrible death on monday. I haven't touched hist for goodness sake... and i haven't done lit ass...altogether three essays ( i hope it's right) to be done this weekend and i'm still slacking my life on blogging. cool.
oh anyway... the bee-holder thing was terrible. SO LAME!!!!!!!!!!! anyway... then one of my og mates had this nick... If love = blinds, then lovers = curtains???!!! this is so super lame damn it.
ok... shall go try to do SOME work. yupyup. get this posted.
(btw, i hope none of you are pissed/irritated/agitated with/by me...)

i realised that urbandictionary.com is full of shit..and this entry is a tribute to our class...

abel's surname, "poon" means pussy...

zan means 1) the gangsterest of the gangsters 2) one very hot lady...of course you know definition 2 is pure bull

yam!!! hahaha means 1)to penetrate someone from behind without prior warning or lubricant!??! 2) male gonad of any species?!?! 3) poop 4) pocket pussy!??!?!

eddy means an extremely hunky and loveable man who has a way wif the ladies..i think urbandictionary.com is spot on wif this one.. ;)

ying is 1) the coolest chinese kid around!! 2) a really good and happy person who influences others to be happy

hahaha is wei 1) God of Taiwan and supreme ruler of all of China as well? or 2) an embodiment of a creature from venus who would cut off 4 inches of hair rather than to study for her econ test..hahaha or 3) a girl who likes to blurb and swim around like she's a fishie? hahahaha

wendy is a term used for ghetto girls in chihuahua, mexico!??!?! lol

mavis is used to describe female genitalia!!?!! and also means: A female of any age, incredibly overweight and with an odour reminiscent of a deep frier. Her clothes must be skintight and may or may not partially absorb into the spaces between her rolls. A true mavis must have a mullet and/or thick glasses (stained with grease). Also a penchant for human flesh. like WTF

basically urbandictionary ROX...hahahaha

gtg study now..(i'm a closet mugger..shhh dun tell anyone)

hey peeps..my first entry!!! firstly, i'd like to appeal to everyone in class to try to move on..ill try my best tho it'll take a little time i guess.

back to less serious shit, im pissed that booby trap didnt come!! i actually did my ballad lor..and it is dam blardy good!!(at least that's wat i think lar) plus the fact that while she wasn't here weiqi took some not very nice shots of me...OMG just looking at them makes me wonder why on earth god made me so ugly..hahahha..and weiqi, please don't take such pics of me ever again!!!

BUT..something good did come out of booby trap's non-appearance. i realise that roland listens to the same faggoty music i do!! we were both singing along to mandy moore's cry, which is a damn nice song i tell u, and yam was shaking his head and calling us faggots...stupid yam.

oh but the best/worst part of the day was house comm interview..hahaha

Interviewer: "Imagine u are faced with a bored audience. Do something spontaneous, like breakdance, sing a song, tell a joke or something."

Me: "erm...ok" [considers whether to tell the bill cosby joke, princess in the castle joke, mushroom joke, three ping pong balls joke, green man flashing joke]

Interviewer: "buckley joke" [as if he blardy read my thots]

Me: [oh fuck fuck fuck..erm sits and thinks for three seconds] "buckley's the place for you to grow.....cos it's the GREENHOUSE"

Interviewer: "HUH?" [they misheard "grow" for "go"]

so basically, i had to repeat my joke, and as wif all jokes, once repeated, effect is lost..so they were probably stunned by the lameness..oh well..hope i make it to next stage..

btw ppl go listen to "kokomo" by the beach boys and "rippy the gator" by the arrogant worms

RIPPY THE GATOR WENT CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

[shib] couldn't make you see it says:
i may be stupid
[shib] couldn't make you see it says:
but im not
[shib] couldn't make you see it says:
that stupid

=)

edit: and to those of you doing your PI now...

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693
9937510582097494459230781640628620899862803
48253421170679821480865132823066470938446095
5058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110
55596446229489549303819644288109756659334461
284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603
48610454326648213393607260249141273...

YES. damn it. I'm so innocent. why would i go for drugs? when i'm allergic to half of them? gosh.

for one thing alps... i don't have a leather miniskirt. in fact i do NOT have a miniskirt. in fact, besides the rj skirt and all other uniform skirts i do NOT have other skirts. charis is just not a skirt fanatic.

for another... i do NOT have a tube top. haha... i don't even have spaggets... haha... i hardly wear sleeveless!!! haha... gosh i'm so so highly amused by your dream! fancy seeing myself in that. hmm would be quite interesting... perhaps that's a plausible idea to shock my boyfriend(if i had one)... ^.^ >_<

boots... hmm cool... haha... and why am i like... with elaine??? goodness... elaine... what happened to you???

well i just popped in from doing hist essay. gosh. i'm like so gonna die. i'm starting only on my third paragraph. whoops... did i even mention that i haven't done PI? charis is bloody dead. i'm in deep shit. yeah.

wtf. damn it.

cya peepz tmr... good luck to ying! yup yup...

someeee cool stories for you people to readdd in order to lighten up after all the work!! =)

Oslo, April 28: A 23-year-old Norwegian woman was sentenced to nine months in prison after she was convicted of raping a man.
The Bergen district court also ordered the woman, whose name was withheld, to pay 40,000 kroner (USD 6,400) in compensation to the man yesterday in what the Norwegian news media said was the first case of its kind in Norway.
According to court testimony, the January 2004 sexual assault took place when the 31-year-old man, whose name was also withheld, felt asleep on a couch in the apartment the woman shared with her boyfriend.
In court, he testified that he woke up because the woman was performing oral sex on him. The woman at first denied any sexual contact, but later changed her story, admitting contact but claimed it was consensual.
The court said a legal amendment from 2000 defines such undesired sexual contact as rape, and it was being punished as such.
The man said the incident left him with insomnia, virtually no interest in sex. He also described it as a breach of trust between friends that crushed his faith in people. i wouldn't mind though =p
The woman left court without comment, but her attorney, Per Magne Kristiansen, told the Norwegian news agency NTB that an appeal was likely.

haha.cool eh?

Oslo, Aug 17 Reuters - A Norwegian man is accusing a dolphin of attempted rape.
Norway's top-selling daily Verdens Gang on Tuesday quoted the 28-year-old as saying that the dolphin apparently mistook him for a female after swimming alongside him in the sea off Farsund, south Norway, earlier this month.
The dolphin's penis got caught between the man's swimming costume and his legs before the man, who declined to give his name, managed to clamber back on board his boat.
"The dolphin shoved me forward two or three metres before I got loose,'' he said. "At first I thought it was a fin...but dolphins don't have fins on their underbellies.''
A friend of the man, a diving instructor who saw the attack, told Verdens Gang that the dolphin "tried it on with me too, but I was wearing protection -- a wetsuit''.

i guess norwegian guys are damn hottt. hahaa. ok byebye and havefun with math/history. =)

andsoi'mbetterthanyou~ hah

ok basically i'm back from malaysia. hehe. and the way to solve your name problems is to go to edit profile, ignore your username / profile name, and enter your FIRST NAME which will be displayed. i think it'll work. haha.

ok bye.

hihi... yep i'm here now. like finally... it's damn late. as in the time now. anyway, seems that the class is really really hyped up abt the blog idea. and the boobytrap. and the wobbling. and all the others. I think Mrs Chia rocks. yep yep yep. really really happy to have her as our teacher. i mean who in the world would actually care about our nitty-gritty events and put up with all my lesson clashes and exams clashes and so on so forth. I'm currently very very very pissed off with work and everything. anyway. just want the class to be free from likely depression in the future. hope all of ya are feeling better eh? hmph... well shall get this posted. if my name doesn't show up just take note that i'm the weird person who's anti-math. lala see you all.